Here at Salons Direct, we LOVE to hear the jaw-dropping and quite frankly outrageous stories that clients share with their favourite hair stylists and beauty therapists.

And following our recent survey of over 500 UK hair and beauty salon professionals, we have uncovered some seriously shocking secrets, plenty of awkward moments all thanks to embarrassing bodily fluids, as well as some downright bizarre situations including a Top Cat penis sock and a packet of worming tablets. Go figure!

Our survey results offer a first-hand insight into that close relationship we know our favourite salon professionals have with their clients. Perhaps you thought you were the only one who has truly heard it all?  Well, we invite you to read on to discover what our survey uncovered.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you! 

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Resourceful, we guess?

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It happens…right?

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A compliment is a compliment, perhaps it made her day?!

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Gah! That’s awkward.

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Facepalm!

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Well, at least he was fair!

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Small town problems!

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Unapolegetically awkward!

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To be honest with you, we like people with attention to detail.

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The circle of life, just the wrong way around!

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*Shifty eyes*

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Why didn’t he just book in to see his wife’s stylist?
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You’d want the ground to swallow you up, wouldn’t you?

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Whatever you do. DON’T panic!

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We have no words for this. Absolutely disgusting!

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Accidents happen right?

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This one made us cry laugh!

We’ll never ever forget the phrase ‘Leaky Lees.’

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We just can’t understand how this was even possible?!

An infographic featuring all of our hilarious salon stories is available upon request. Get in touch!

We’d LOVE to hear your stories too, so leave a comment below or tweet us @salonsdirect using #salonstories to share with us your own experiences.

And if you’d like to share one of our funny memes on your own social media platforms whether it be Instagram or Facebook, be sure to tag us @salonsdirect on Insta and Salons Direct on FB.

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